"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that’s what they’re getting
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
*points at a boy* that one i want that one
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?